Thanks Chelsea - and that's what I keep telling myself - nobody got hurt.

Had two thoughts yesterday.

1) Realized that if the perps try to do anything with my identity, they might be in for a surprise. Given where I work, more than just "the police" might get involved prosecuting anyone for trying to "be me".

2) I tempted fate. When my daughter and I went for dinner before the movie, she was embarassed at how much the rather deluxe salad she bought cost. She apologized saying that the toppings were a bit expensive (and she even put on avocados). I told her to not worry about it. I was having a great time with my firstborn - maybe the last time ever that I would be able to have this much one-on-one time with her. I said "Nothing can ruin my mood tonight".

When you taunt "Murphy" like that, I guess you're asking for it