[KCornman]

Used to work at this place (90's) where one of the night shift employees used to lock up his Harley in the parking lot. The lot was city owned and had a long history of vehicle break ins and thefts. He used to run heavy chain through both of his wheels, through the frame, then around a telephone pole, and it had some big expensive high security padlock with a crazy key that had bumps and dimples on all four sides.

He comes out in the morning, bike is there, but minus the lock and chain. Bike was fine, so he believes the thieves might have been scared away by something before they could grab the bike. Next day he comes in and was freaked. Both the chain and lock were there locked around the pole. We tell him he likely forgot to lock it, so somebody pranked him. Then he tells us that would have been impossible because the key can't be removed when the shackle is unlocked/open, and the only keys for it are on his fob and home in his safe.

I don't believe he ever figured it out.