[Ralphy]

After a service, a man talked to his Rabbi and said that his wife was trying to poison him, and he did not know what to do. The rabbi said that he would talk to the mans wife and to come back after next weeks service to see if he had a recommendation. The next week, the man again talked to the Rabbi where the Rabbi said that he talked to the man’s wife for over three hours and has a recommendation. The man was grateful and asked what the recommendation was. The Rabii said, eat the poison.