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Originally Posted by Pturner
Oh my, now you not only want to see his drawers up close, you want to know if his handle will work in your kitchen!
This swilling and spilling
Is a little too thrilling.
Is Boomer of Cinni a lush?
My prurient interest in this personal tempest
Is excessive, I admit with a blush!
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Oh, Pt, have a heart,
This is how stories start,
What will they think of me - Boomer?
They could think that I tipple,
Or that I swill Ripple,
Pt, have you started a rumor?
Now I would be lying,
If I started denying,
That I sometimes enjoy a nice red.
But the posts that you see,
Well...that's just me,
And the narrator who lives in my head.
Boomer
Now, indulge yourself and go over to that thread with my name in the title and have a look at TH's drawers. They look really good.
(But be careful, Pt. I am starting to suspect you might be an English major. And Mr. Tony torments English majors. And he besmirches them. Yes, he does. I do not understand why he has such issues with English majors. I have actually thought that perhaps he is actually an English major in denial.)
And now, I am going to have to get out of here. This is fun on a cold, snowy morning. EEK! What did I just say? Perhaps I really am an English major.
