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Originally Posted by Boomer
Oh, Pt, have a heart,
This is how stories start,
What will they think of me - Boomer?
They could think that I tipple,
Or that I swill Ripple,
Pt, have you started a rumor?
Now I would be lying,
If I started denying,
That I sometimes enjoy a nice red.
But the posts that you see,
Well...that's just me,
And the narrator who lives in my head.
Boomer
Now, indulge yourself and go over to that thread with my name in the title and have a look at TH's drawers. They look really good.
(But be careful, Pt. I am starting to suspect you might be an English major. And Mr. Tony torments English majors. And he besmirches them. Yes, he does. I do not understand why he has such issues with English majors. I have actually thought that perhaps he is actually an English major in denial.)
And now, I am going to have to get out of here. This is fun on a cold, snowy morning. EEK! What did I just say? Perhaps I really am an English major.  |
Hey Boomer, we have something in common. Situations remind me of songs too! This one reminds of of a Billy Joel song with a few of the words changed thus:
"I didn't start the fire. It was always burning since this post has been churning." And I hate to fan the "flames" of said rumor, but didn't TH send out a personal, private message, exposing his drawers and handle for your eyes only. Hmmm.
Now, to launch a quick pre-emptive defense against torment by Tony:
Tony, won't you spare me from criticism?
My major wasn't English, but Journalism!
