I can only tell you what works for me. I'm not sure why it works, I just know it seems to prevent unauthorized vehicle movement by rascals and scoundrels.
You have to make up a song about where you've parked and sing it out loud at the highest possible level. This must be done after you've parked and, here's the important part, after you have exited the vehicle.
To ensure parking protection from misanthropes, additional dancing is highly recommended. This is best performed in spastic, jerking-like motions to cast a bubble of security over the vehicle. Latest research points towards variations of break dancing to be highly effective.
I recommend trying this remedy several times in various places for efficacy.
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