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Old 06-05-2025, 12:09 PM
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How about par for the hole is the number of swings you get. After that, pick up your ball and go directly to the next tee, take a number and wait your turn. NO TALKING, EATING, DRINKING, SMOKING, FARTING while waiting for your turn.
You may have teed off with a group, but after that, you're on your own. Don't forget your helmet and jock strap. Your score card may have DNF on many holes. Tough! Your body may have some bruises. So what? Hit the effing ball and MOVE! People are waiting!

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