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Originally Posted by SHIBUMI
Lesson 1
a. there is no such thing as a sand trap........its a bunker, the rule book never mentions the words sand trap
b. never say slice or hook, it denotes a lower skill level, just say draw(slight left movement) or fade(slight right movement) fyi nobody, nobody, hits the ball straight even Iron Byron
c. the group in front of you is always playing too slow
d. the group behind you is always playing too fast
e. the greens are always too slow and the rough too high
f.if someone says they are trying to copy a tour players swing....triple the bet
g. never talk about 3 putting...talk about the one put you made
this should help get you better thru cocktail parties where golfers abound, you will bond more  |
… and it’s not called “mulligan,” it’s called “mule-agin” because only asses use them. 😁