What's a Rock Hudson Putt? Looks straight, but you know it's not.
What's huge pull to the left or right? Joe DiMaggio or Thurman Munson .... dead Yanks.
What do say to your partner, when you drive 30 yards beyond him? That's a Llnda Ronstadt. Blue Bayou.
What do say when your opponent hits in the deep rough, during the summer? "You're in the love grass". Why? He's F&&&K'd
What's the proper thing to say, when your opponent has a 2' to win the Match? "Take your time with that, hit it close".
What's a Kate Moss? Thin, but it'll work.
What do say, when you've been just shaving the hole all day? "I"m playing like a Gynecology Assistant"
What's a Condom shot? Doesn't feel great, but the shot works out ok.
What's an OJ Simpson putt? "Stabbed at it, but go away with it".
What's a lousy pitch shot, you catch fat? A Rosie O'Donnell ... fat & ugly
What do you say when your opponent hits the putt 10' beyond the cup and 10' off line? "Geez, how did that not go in" ?
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"God made me and gave me the right to remain silent, but not the ability." Sen John Kennedy (R-La)
" ... and that Norm, is why some folks always feel smarter, when they sign onto TOTV after a few beers" adapted from Cliff Claven, 1/18/90
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