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Originally Posted by bilcon
You "urned" it!
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(groan) 
Couple of years back my daughter inherited the ashes of four family members. Offering to help out I went to Amazon and ordered four urns, two adult and two "mini". When the order came it contained three adult and one mini, so I returned the extra adult urn at the UPS store a few blocks away. The guy behind the counter looked at me quizzically when I put the urn on the counter. "You're returning an URN?"
"That's right", I replied. "I got better".