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Originally Posted by Bodrum
Stupid is as stupid does
Forest Gump
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OP, you forgot to buy a golf shirt in every color. Wear each 3 or 4 times. As you know, Costco has the best returns policy. Insist you get your money back! Buy the newest stock of golf shirts, rinse and repeat.
It was extremely difficult transporting 4 new tires and boxes of over-sized groceries in a golf cart while eating a free hot dog. Prreventing the free coke, which was actually a Mt Dew, from spilling was most challenging. Let's not forget the neighbors who drove by and demanded some of your cookies, while the wife stood back and did absolutely nothing. Half way home, there was a torrential storm. Nearly overturned your cart when it was struck by lightening. Thank heavens! The metal cart and rubber on the tires you were hauling saved your life. However, the rotisserie chickens flew out of the cart. (There goes dinner!) When you finally got home, you had no toilet paper to clean yourself. The two new rolls you kept for yourself were soaked. Yet, you remained calm. It was a great decision to open the package and give rolls to strangers in order to load the tires. Afterall, the toilet paper would not have saved your life. You returned to Costco to retrieve your wife. She was upset. "What the bleep took you so long?" I think Costco would agree. You deserve free shirts for life.