Hijack alert - Sorry but I can't help it - running from a gator reminds me of one of my favorite stories:
Two guys are out in the woods hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on. The second guy says, "What are you doing? Are you crazy? You can't outrun a bear"! The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you."
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