Couldn't sleep last night and got up around 3:30 a.m.
I never realized how we can navigate through our house
without turning on a light at night.
Then I realized:
Our bedroom has a glowing LED light clock.
We have a LED light in a rechargeable hair clipper.
There's a LED on our paper shredder in the closet.
Then I walk down the hallway and found another LED on our Eco bee thermostatic.
I walk in the kitchen, LED light clock in the microwave.
A LED clock on the stove.
A LED on the dishwasher to show it needs to be emptied.

A LED on a power strip for our laptop.
A LED with 8 blinking lights on our internet modem plugged into another power stripe.
Another LED clock next to the TV.
A standby CD player/recorder with, (you guess it), a LED.
Then I looked in the garage, my garage door has a LED.
There's two LEDs on each motion detector.
A freezer in the corner has a (yep) a LED.
A LED on the dash of my Toyota SUV.
Then there's the streetlights in front and back of the house.
The LED landscaping lights.
I was scared to look in the laundry room.
I have to ask, what the hell happen to those dark nights in Wisconsin
countryside?
Electric Company, your welcome.