A woman brings her dog into the vet's office and says, "Doc, I think my dog is dead."
The veterinarian gently lays the dog on the exam table, walks over, and brings out a cat in a box. The cat walks all over the dog, sniffs him from head to toe, and the dog doesn’t move a single muscle.
The vet turns to the woman and says, "Yes, ma'am, I'm sorry. Your dog is dead."
The woman is devastated and asks, "How much do I owe you?"
The vet replies, "$345."
"$345!?" the woman gasps. "For just telling me that?"
"Yes," the vet says calmly. "$45 for the office visit, and $300 for the cat scan."
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