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thought this was cute.......

THE MAMA TEST:

I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something
off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item
away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked.
'Because it's been on the ground; You don't know where it's been, it's
dirty and probably has germs,' I replied. At this point, my daughter
looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Mama, how do you know all
this stuff? you are so smart.' I was thinking quickly and replied, 'All
moms know this stuff..... It's on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or
they don't let you be a Mama.'
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, But she was evidently
pondering this new information. 'Oh.....I get it!' she beamed, 'So if
you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.' 'Exactly,' I replied
with a big smile on my face.





"There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as if everything is." -Albert Einstein[/I]