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Originally Posted by F16 1UB
B-16 wanted me to tell everyone thank you. She has met so many nice people and kindled many great friendships.
Don't let her smiley face and warm personality fool you. She cracks a mean whip and cuts me no slack. But to get on her good side I ordered her a new rod, reel, and several lures from Bass Pro Shop. Flowers wither away and die. Fishing tackle may last forever and can provide endless hours of fun in the out of doors. 
Her loving husband.
F-16 |
Dear F-16,
I love B-16's smiley face and warm personality! But they don't fool me. No sir, I fear for you, F-16. If you make her reel mad, she might lure you in, tackle you and wield that rod to your head like a seven iron to an SUV windshield. Then your bassed days will be behind you.
Order flowers.
Sincerely,
Pturner