Maybe Prince Harry and Queen Michelle can work out a deal to allow some of the nation's obese children to have access to the bridge between Nevada and Arizona we built to improve the price of Dirty Harry's property. Or better yet, Reid could get his friend Harvey Whittemore to let the obese kids run around on Whittemore's $30 billion golf resort community --- the community Reid and his son helped Whittemore develop on land inhabited by endangered species.