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Originally Posted by The Great Fumar View Post
Dear Friends,

Many of you may not realize it, but I've been very busy over the last
year putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book.

I believe my new book on GOLF gives the reader valuable playing tips
and insider information I've gained through my years of lessons,
struggles and experiments.

I am very proud of the results, and to assist with my marketing, I am
asking friends and family to help me out. I hope you find this a
useful tool to help you enjoy your game much more while you enjoy the
great outdoors.

The cost is only $29.95. Don't wait until they're all gone !!!!


Table of Contents:

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt..

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when you Hit a Titleist
from the Tee.

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker.

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank.

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger.

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings.

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap "Management".

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 AM.

Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6-Hour Round.

Chapter 10 - When Does a Divot Become Classified as Sod..

Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the
Water.

Chapter 12 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care that You Birdied the 5th Hole.

Chapter 13 - Using Curse Words Creatively to Control Ball Flight.

Chapter 14 - When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome.

Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five Off the Tee.

Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponents
when you’re a 20 plus handicapper...

Chapter 17 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey-Three-Putt..

Chapter 18 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever.

Chapter 19 - Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction
Technique.

Chapter 20 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?

Chapter 21 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $6 a Beer From the Cart Girl and
Give Her a $4 Tip, but will balk at $4 a Beer at the 19th Hole and then
Stiff the Bartender.

Thanking you in advance for your order.

Tiger Fumar ......................


Sigh. Another danged ENGLISH MAJOR.

Is there cussing in it??? OOOPS, THERE IS...THE 13th chapter!!! It is the only way I can play eighteen! I'll take two.

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