Two blind animals were conversing. They lamented the fact that they didn't even know what kind of animals they were, because they couldn't see their reflections in the pond.
Said one to the other: "I've got an idea. Feel me all over and describe me. Then I'll know."
Said the other: "You're soft and fuzzy, you have two long ears and a bushy tail."
"Yipeee! I'm a rabbit!" exclaimed the first one.
"Now do me," said the other.
"Well, you are long and slithery and you slide on the ground," said the rabbit.
"Oh no," said the other. "I'm a lawyer."