I'm laffing my butt off right now. I married for the 1st time at 30 years ago (for 6 mos.) and the 2nd time 26 years ago (for 4 mos.). I haven't a clue where the wedding and divorce papers are for 1 or 2. But I had to "File to get my own name back in the State of CA" both times.

I got married for the LAST time 10 years ago and kept my maiden name, thank god. But... we got married in Jamaica. I'm watching TV last night - "Bill & Guiliana" and Guiliana goes to change her passport to her husband's name (Ransic) at the Post Office and finds out that because they got married in Italy, she's not legally married in the U.S. Ooops...

They didn't say a word to us in Jamaica. They didn't say a word to Guiliana. Her own sister didn't tell her. Again... I am so grateful that every piece of paper I own is in my Maiden Name or I would be up a creek. And I'm really an unmarried woman....

Should I make him buy me more jewelry?