[eweissenbach]

Jesus and Moses are playing the par 3, 166 yard 14th, all carry over water, at heavenly hills GC

Jesus pulls out a 7 iron and gets ready to hit

Moses: Hey, you can't hit this green with a 7 iron, you need to hit a 6:

Jesus: No, I was talking to Bobby Jones and he assured me that this is a seven. --- hits the ball, and it goes into the water about 10 yards short of the gree.

Moses: Okay I'll get it - and parts the water, walks to the ball, and brings it back to the tee for Jesus.

Jesus tees up again and gets ready to hit the 7 iron

Moses: Okay I told you you can't hit the green with a 7

Jesus: Nah, I hit that one fat, besides Bobby Jones said I should hit a 7 iron.

Moses: Okay but if it goes in the lake I'm not parting the water this time.

Jesus hits the ball - plop! into the pond 5 yards short of the green.

Moses: I told you - I'm not getting it

Jesus shrugs and walks out on the lake peering down trough the water to find his ball just as the group behind them approach the tee box.

Guy in the new group to Moses: Hey who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?






Moses: No he thinks he's Bobby Jones.