Originally Posted by cabo35

As I drove past Urban Flats last night.....I spotted someone sipping a Chocolate Martian Martini who looked a lot like the galactically famous, omnipotent Jedi master. Could stories of his demise at 900 years be exaggerated or fabricated?

Gathered about the charismatic sage were several men and women who seemed hypnotized by his words of wisdom.

I heard him say...."Your president is truthful not....hmmm. To destroy America his real desire is. Deviously plan to do this under the premise of redistributing the wealth, he will. Follow like lemmings off a cliff, the uninformed shall. Commit to seeking the truth, you must.. Cast your ballot well, all should. With you shall the force be. Hmmmmm......"

Suddenly...he was gone....just his empty glass remained. Was it him? Will he return?

Should you ask......sober as a judge I was.