When I was in my teens I met a girl and fell in love with her.

We were planning to get married as soon as we graduated and I found a job.

During the next four years we began to argue about almost everything.

As we became more educated we were able to figure out our problem.

She was a born Democrat.

We parted friends with a full agreement that Liberals and Conservatives cannot communicate because they each have a different thought process.

I hope there are not too many marriages spoiled by this situation. We were lucky.