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Originally Posted by Pturner

:Top 10 things a TV Weather Club could do:

10) Sit around and talk about the weather
9) Be wishy-washy (i.e., any way the wind blows)
8) Take turns playing Gordie Howard on Lou Grant
7) Sound the horn on golf courses to announce lightening
6) Install wind socks on the TV golf courses
5) Get mad and STORM out of the room
4) Move briskly during summer and winter (i.e. run hot and cold)
3) Rain dances on the town squares
2) Synchronized umbrella walk in TV parades

and the number one thing Weather Club members could do -- drum roll please...

1) Answer the phone at the sales office, (i.e., repeat after me: "It's a beautiful day in The Villages")