Not to bash Katie Belle's but I guess that's what the following will mean:
When I finally closed on my house here and had my ID, my brother and his family (local non-Villagers) wanted me to take them to "your private club." I was happy to do so.
But, we had such a horrible evening that we've never been back, and I have no intention of ever trying it again.
Granted, that's now over 5 years ago, but I hear what it's like there and feel vindicated in my refusal to darken their door again!
A huge disappointment!
SWR