The Birthday Gift
Two old guys are talking.
One said to the other: "It was my 69th birthday yesterday. The wife gave me an SUV".
Other guy: "Wow, that's amazing! Imagine, an SUV! What a great gift!"
First guy: "Yup. Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"
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"I ain't as good as I once was,
But I'm as good once as I ever was!" Toby Keith
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