LOL. Thank my God for that. I don't remember the denomination, but about 30 years ago while in the army and living in Kentucky, I was asked by my new neighbor where I attended church. I said no where right now, but I was raised a Methodist in Central Iowa. Now, he did not jump right out of his skin, but did manage in that very conversation to explain to me that I would not be accepted in Heaven if I continued in the Methodist belief. I tried to make light of it by saying "Well my wife is Baptist so maybe I will convert" With a sad face, he shook his head no no which I took to mean the Baptist are doomed also. I changed the subject and it never came up again the whole time we lived there.