Hilarious! My husband and I laughed pretty hard at a lot of them! Thanks for a good laugh -- it is good for the soul. We particularly liked the one about arguing with an idiot and the one about women never being equal to men until they can walk down street bald and with a beer gut and still think they are sexy... as I was reading this one, my husband quickly sat up straight from his slouched position on the couch and pulled down his tee shirt that had worked its way up over his full belly