Blonde walks into a shoe store looking for a pair of alligator shoes. She likes them, but, when she hears the price, she decides she can't afford them.
Later the shoe salesman is driving home and he sees the blonde at the edge of a retention pond and a pile of dead gators beside her. As he watches, she shoots a gator, pulls it out the water, and tosses it onto the pile, saying "Darn, this one's barefoot, too."
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