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Originally Posted by Taltarzac
This just happened this morning at Doggie Doo Run Run (DDRR).
I found one that was unmarked but had to look away and back again because I saw the poop move.
The dog Number 2 moved again and I thought that I was losing my mind.
I looked at it for a full minute and it seemed to be dancing from side to side doing some kind of skit out of one of the very strange Cartoon Channel creations or perhaps from South Park. There's Mr. Hankey!
Gathering courage I stuck the poop with a wire pole with a red flag and pushed the poop about a foot aside.
There where the poop had been I saw a rather large black beetle of some kind who seemed to be missing his or her lunch of dog waste.
I stuck the red flag's pole into the ground near the poop and moved on. This was not anywhere now near the beetle nor the poop as I did not want anyone else seeing the dancing poop in case one of the more senior dog owners or the DDRR employees would get surprised and have a heart attack nor think themselves going crazy seeing some poop doing an imitation of one of the Villagers dancing at karaoke night at Havana Country Club.
I had posted a version of this on another TOTV thread but think it is worth being also posted where pet lovers will see it. There seem to be a lot of these dung beetles-- if that is what they are-- around Doggie Doo Run Run.
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Thank you so much for my morning chuckle! I would have just run away!
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