"Hello, Service Department, can I help you?" "Yes, my brand new car broke down and won't start. it's sitting on the side of I-75"
"Okay, before we do anything, I want you to open the hood and check the fuel pump to see if it's working. If that's okay, please pull out the computer control and see if it's okay." "Then get under the car and see if there are any reptiles wrapped around the wiring harness." "If there are, please remove them." "If none of that solves the problem, we'll send out a tow truck to get you."
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