I rub my eyes . .
". . Everyone knows, there's something in the water, or the stoves, or the electricity, or the brain cells, that causes all italian food to taste horrible once you leave the southernmost reaches of New York. It's a fact, Jack!" . .
This just in . . . We interrupt schedule programming with this important breaking news . . .
There are 50 states out there beyond NYC, and they even have running water, telephones and electricity besides authentic Italian cooking/restaurants.
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