The most harrowing experiences for me on the roads, have involved being tailgated while driving my rented golf cart.
FYI: the rented carts CANNOT go any faster. We already have our foot down on the pedal as far as it'll go. Crawling up my backside won't get you to point B any faster than if you remembered your manners and kept a safe and respectful distance. Furthermore, you will make me nervous, which is distracting. And when I'm distracted, I might not remember that I need to take a left, until I get to the intersection. And then, I'll take that left abruptly, without warning to you, thus causing you to slam on your brakes since you're close enough to kiss me at this point...
Back off, or introduce yourself and buy me dinner. Or - if your cart can really go that fast, get your cart street legal, get it OFF the golf cart and drive on the road.
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