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Originally Posted by Indydealmaker
I think I see a Television Series coming. . . It's all about a vigilante who drives a blacked out golf cart with a radar camera stealthily mounted out of plain site. The vigilante posts photos of scofflaws on a website for insurance companies to peruse at their leisure. Everybody tries to catch him, but he always disappears into his cart cave submerged in Lake Sumter.
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I can see it all in my mind. I see a police golf cart with a flashing blue light chasing an old geezer along the multi-modal trails. The policeman doesn't have a siren, so he is imitating one by wailing at the top of his lungs as he drives along. He finally gives up and gets off his cart and chases the perp down on foot by running across the road while the old geezer is going through a tunnel. When the old man comes out of the tunnel, the policeman jumps on the cart and snatches the key from the ignition, so he finally catches the 95 year old man. He attempts to administer a test for dui, but the old geezer doesn't have the lung capacity necessary to blow through a breathalyzer, so he takes him away chained to the police cart. A bunch of Villagers picket the courthouse claiming the police are guilty of abuse against senior citizens. It comes out in the trial that the cart was manufactured by Toyota (under the guise of Yamaha) and the man couldn't slow it down. He tells the court of the nightmare he endured going at speeds of up to 25mph, so he gets set free and Toyota has to recall all the golf carts and many villagers are without transportation.
Sorry, I got carried away with the story. I watch too much television.