Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
Lloyd Bridges in "Airplane"
I also like this one from "Airplane.":
We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
When will you be back?
I can't tell you that. It's classified.
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If I'd known I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. Eubie Blake
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