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Old 11-01-2010, 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted by iandwk View Post
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

Lloyd Bridges in "Airplane"


I also like this one from "Airplane.":

We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.

When will you be back?

I can't tell you that. It's classified.
and let's not forget
"there's a problem in the cockpit"
"what is it?"
"it's a small room at the front of the airplane, but that's not important now"