It doesn't need any kinds of policies, or sweater-police, or garbage bags, or table to hold abandoned stuff.
All it needs, are residents with the tiny itty bitty cojones necessary to SIT DOWN and not worry about that scotch-taped fake sign claiming that table for someone who isn't there. If the chair has something on it, drape it over the arm and SIT DOWN.
If the people who claimed it actually show up, then move your own things over a few inches and invite them to pull up a chair and join you.
If you're not willing to sit down, then you really have no cause to complain about an empty chair that no one is actually occupying.
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To everything there is a season. This, is the season of pina coladas.
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