NO. I wasn't wearing knickers. I was wearing very short shorts.
Vinny. Vinny. Vinny.
A long time ago, there was a lady who looked a lot like me who had a hole in one. On a Friday night, at the hole coming into the club house, witnessed by a bunch of neighborhood friends and drinkers.
I just paid the last payment on the bar bill.
Yes. I am bragging.
I don't hit like that anymore.
I don't drink like that anymore either.
sigh.
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