Have club, will bogie.

Have KathieI, will dance.

Have seat, will laugh.

Have TOTV, will communicate.

Have money, will spend.

Have gun, will poach.

Have dog, will find Fumar's yard.

Have golf cart, will go everywhere.

Have booze, will go next door.

Have Buffalo Bills fan flag, will be embarrassed.

Have Villages ID, will go around the gates.

Have oven, will eat out every night.

Have TV, will turn up to 48 level volume.

Have Palin for President bumper sticker, will go to Tea Parties.

Have Leisureville, will curse out loud.

Have 152 channels, will read Clive Cussler.