Loved them! How about these:
Saws-all: a tool that saws all within its reach including electrical wires, plumbing pipes, and fingers (yes, I've done them all!)
drill bit: a tool that spins until there is smoke and then fire all the time hurling shrapnel willy-nilly
grease gun: a weapon designed to completely ruin your clothes and your rags and permanently stain your skin.
Adjustable wrench: a tool allowing you to throw away all your other wrenches so that you can round off the heads of bolts enabling you to use the aforementioned visegrips.
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