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Old 12-05-2010, 01:15 AM
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Default Lost tools

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Originally Posted by ducati1974 View Post
Loved them! How about these:
Saws-all: a tool that saws all within its reach including electrical wires, plumbing pipes, and fingers (yes, I've done them all!)

drill bit: a tool that spins until there is smoke and then fire all the time hurling shrapnel willy-nilly

grease gun: a weapon designed to completely ruin your clothes and your rags and permanently stain your skin.

Adjustable wrench: a tool allowing you to throw away all your other wrenches so that you can round off the heads of bolts enabling you to use the aforementioned visegrips.
LOST TOOL:
something you find not exactly when you return from the storte with a new one, but just after you start to use nit so you can't return it.

Suspended ceiling tile:
the place where you discover the tools you left on top of them years ago

Ladder top
launching platform for forgotten tools that fall on the head when you move the ladder

and remember.....
everything's a hammer...
except, a screwdriver....
and that's a chisel!


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