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Old 12-12-2010, 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by redwitch View Post
(Personally, I think Yoda tried to make a joke that seriously backfired. Yoda was chastised. Let's try to go back to the old way, which let bad behavior drop once the nature of the beast was shown.)
thank you red. (I make it into more trouble for this .) I will admit that I did attempt some humor and obviously it wasn't taken as being very humorous. I wasn't trying to be funny was trying to change the direction of the post. Not hijack it, just changes direction.

As I said before I feel very badly for the pet. And I feel badly for Kathy. And it took me a couple of pages before I made the comment. I was watching the way to the host was going and I tried to lighten it up. My bad, I guess.

And the first assumption was that "there is a hater in TV and we must watch out for him/her."

Next we have a Inch hole in the screen.

Next, called the sheriff?

Next we mention the guns.

Next, someone may be lurking to shoot defenseless animals watch out for your neighbor peace of mind has been violated.

Next we are convinced that someone shot the dog while in the Lani.

Next hole in the screen is evidence.

At this point there are only two pages of posts and I'm sure you can see the direction that it's going in. That's when I tried to insert a little levity and try to change the direction. Mea culpa mea culpa.

Could somebody have shot the pet? Sure. I going to look through the hole on the screen and wonder if it was your neighbor who might happen to line up with the hole who shot the puppy? Do you think that perhaps it was a ghetto style drive-by shooting?

I assure you if there was a half-inch hole in the screen and air gun pellet, BB or a real bullet fired from a gun would not have left a half-inch hole.

Based on my experience what an All probability happened was that the pellet was picked up by a lawn mower. I think you'll find this is a very common type accident here in the villages with all the landscaping that goes on.

I probably should have just shut up and let you post continue on to its ultimate conclusion of a conspiracy of frustrated dog nappers and everybody walking their pets in their bedrooms.

Sorry for the joke. Sorry for the comments. Continue on.

Yoda