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Please remain calm....do not panic. The TOTV Intergalactic Strike Force has been activated. Capt. Tony has announced he has established communications with an alien, carbon based life form believed to be connected with the lights. He first became aware of them when they tried to hack into the TOTV board without registering. When they tried to use flashing lights and musical notes to establish contact, he nailed them on a plagiarism clause stating it was clearly part of an old Stephen Spielberg script and permanently revoked their access. Way to go Tony the Administrator.

Our Talk Host, who has an "Above Top Secret" national security classification, just returned from a covert mission in Billings, Montana where he revealed "strange things" going on there to. He hinted that there is a clear Villages connection to the Montana case.

dklassen argued that the incident was part of a vast Liberal conspiracy created to distract Villagers from what's going on in the White House. If this thread winds up in the Political Forum......we will need to start an investigation and connect the dots hoping they will lead to the digital graveyard where all unceremoniously "deleted" posts reside.

The Great Fumar, is an acclaimed aviator intimately familiar with space exploration and galactic phenomenon of the third kind. After the Villages sighting, the Community Watch reported that the great one was observed, during the early morning hours, checking Tony's porch with a Geiger counter. The CIA immediately disavowed any connection or knowledge about the great one and a possible "black ops" exercise......even though they were never mentioned. Hmmmmm.

Gracie, Tom Hannon, Barefoot, Taltarzac and Russ Boston have been inspired to go public with their alien abduction experiences. It appears the code name "Stellareyes" has triggered a sinister and deeply seeded mind control response about their bizarre experiences. Gracie confided that after they took her into what appeared to be an examination room with a wet bar, they slowly began to (CENSORED) ........fill in the rest...........

Wait a minute......this bulletin just in on Fox News......NORAD has announced that while running a test on their Santa Tracker 2010......engineers acknowledged a runaway mini-satellite that was lost over the Villages, Florida at the time of our sightings. Well that explains it!

Merry Christmas to all TOTV administrators, friends and posters!