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Default Understanding Manspeak!

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."

Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the
address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle
identification numbers of every car I've ever owned...but I
forgot your birthday."


"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."

Translated: "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to
death before I admit that I'm hurt."


"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."

Translated: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
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