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Old 01-22-2011, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by mak44070 View Post
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."

Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the
address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle
identification numbers of every car I've ever owned...but I
forgot your birthday."


"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."

Translated: "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to
death before I admit that I'm hurt."


"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."

Translated: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
i agree! But would like to ad that ment cannot see dust and have refrigerator blindness.
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