Ok everyone figured me out.
Yes, I'll admit, I've been planning this for 3 1/2 years. I knew the day would come when I could kiss CFHA's ass through TOTV. It was a masterful plan. I would lead an argument in favor of CFHA in hopes of landing an RN job that pays 50% of what I make in Boston.
You guys are geniuses for seeing right through my charade!