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Originally Posted by The Great Fumar

OK OK you caught us ,,rumor has it that most of the people on the south side are under 5 ft 3" ....and in their kitchens there's only enough room for flat bread , (nothing puffed up ).....
I was told if you want more info to contact DANNY DEVITO who is looking for a house on 466a ......
Of course this could be just another rumor .....

fumar the rumor monger

Originally Posted by Boomer

Dear Mr. Fumar, Sir:

While I think you might be on to something with that flat bread thing, I must respectfully disagree with you on that other part about how kitchens are measured.

In fact, this very topic came up, at our house, just this afternoon, when Boomette, my daughter, and my granddaughter Boomvette were here to help get things ready for tomorrow.

Kitchens are not measured by the height of the people using them. Kitchens are measured by the number of butts that can fit into the kitchen at the same time.

For instance, my kitchen is a 3-butt kitchen.

Please keep in mind that this method of kitchen measurement has very little to do with the size of the butts. The other two butts that were in the kitchen with me are still under control, but my own butt (sigh) well......it ain't what it used to be. But I digress.....

Anyway, what I mean is that in my kitchen 3 people can work together and have individual counter space to use and can also move around without bumping into each other while carrying big knives.

In a pinch, it might be possible to make room for a 4th butt in my kitchen, but that would be kind of like calling 2 bedrooms and a den 3 bedrooms.

Just wanted to let you know.

Helpful Boomer

Too funny! I have a "one butt" kitchen!