[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by pooh

I went fishing this morning, but I ran out of worms.

Then, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.
'Frogs are good bass bait" I thought to myself.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, put it in my bucket.
Just then, I realized I had a problem,
how was I going to release the snake without getting bit?

So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
The snakes eyes rolled back and he went limp.
I released him into the lake and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot.
There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South.

You are as funny as you are sweet. It is a win-win situation bein' your friend.