Maybe in the next primary election, we will see Billkid, Village Kahuna, and even RichieLion on the ballot.

Why not be part of the solution, guys? Step up and speak out forcefully at town meetings of all the parties.

This is not meant to be satire but meant to be sincere. You all have deep political beliefs - maybe not mine - but certainly a lot of others will agree with your political beliefs. Possible that the party heads will like some outsiders to run for office.