Several years ago, I was walking along the path on Oakleigh executive course just before dark. I never walked on the golf cart paths, but I could see lightening and I wanted to talk a shortcut home.
A woman came running out of her lanai waving her arms in the air and screeching at me. She came right up to my face and started mooing about how "Illegal" (illegal mind you) it was for people to walk on the golf course cart paths. Her booze breath was pronounced as she threatened to turn me in to the authorities.
When she was done with her rant, I said, "You don't understand, I'm with a search party that's looking for an old drunk woman who wandered away from home and is harassing people."
She didn't think it was as funny as I did.
JLK